Puddletown

I like rowing, internet, derby, and little else.
Jun 4 '12

Being the first one to wake up in a sleepover.

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Jun 4 '12

Why can’t rappers rap about nice things?

  • YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
  • put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
  • YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
  • carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
  • OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
  • broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself. 

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Jun 4 '12

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Jun 4 '12

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Jun 4 '12

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Jun 4 '12
tastefullyoffensive: [eatmorebikes]

tastefullyoffensive:

[eatmorebikes]

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Jun 3 '12

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Jun 3 '12

unfreshing:

There’s literally no way to tell how many chameleons are in your house

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Jun 3 '12

badgermoles:

plot twist: my hips are actually compulsive liars

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Jun 3 '12

caelhammer:

what’s that, burger?

kill everyone

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